When you go on a bender drinking moose head dry ice beer and have the most horrific hot wet shits the next day from all the dry ice you consumed.
Donnie has got a heavy case of dryce bum from last night and he’s really paying for it today with his squealed up underwear and lava pouring out of his keister.
by Buttered Sausage February 22, 2024

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

by a.dotballa February 12, 2019

Just relaxing, associated with homeless people with not much to do. A bit like a beach bum, hanging around in and out of bars.
I read the quote in a Jack Kerouac book, 'Piers Of The Homeless Night' 'And since I'm well and on the bum again & ain't got nothing else to do, but roam, long-faced, the real America....' and thought I'd check if there was a meaning on here but now I've read the section again I get what it means even more!
I read the quote in a Jack Kerouac book, 'Piers Of The Homeless Night' 'And since I'm well and on the bum again & ain't got nothing else to do, but roam, long-faced, the real America....' and thought I'd check if there was a meaning on here but now I've read the section again I get what it means even more!
'Hey man, how's your day been?'
'well since I lost my job, I haven't had much to do. Been on the bum a lot'
'well since I lost my job, I haven't had much to do. Been on the bum a lot'
by VillageWalls July 15, 2021

An act of brotherly love involving two fraternity brothers seeking true brotherhood. One brother grabs hold of the other's bum and proceeds to "rump it".
by Brotherhood and Philanthropy September 11, 2016
