Banana

The bestest most awesome surname ever. Ancient roots, cool people. Only the best people have this surname

Indiana Banana became my best friend.

by TheBigBoyAntiDuolingo November 25, 2023

sexy banana

Daddy Thyme

Thyme er en sexy banana

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022

Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

little banana

a smaller than average penis

some say that a little banana is ok with you know how to use it

by oknow June 21, 2018

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.

I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!

by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020