Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011

Ass In The Club

The alternative name for Michael Martinez's (From the band Allstar Weekend) song, "I Get Down"

Girl 1: Did you hear Michael's song, Ass In The Club?

Girl 2: YES! I get down, down, down.....

by assintheclub July 14, 2011

ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Bryant’s Ass

The ass that girls and guys a like want a taste of. One that is so immaculate the gods themselves come down to earth once a month for a nibble.

God damn I’m hungry and horny, if only Bryant’s Ass was here.

by Wsu student February 23, 2023

ass avacodo

Putting ping pong balls up her rectum and sucking them out like they’re avacodo pits

Ass avacodo is the best way for a first date to go

by BO-CA March 25, 2023