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Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.
M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."
by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024
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Ryan

A short kid that short and fantasize about Thor.
Teacher: Ryan what’s the answer?
Random kid: he is fantasizing about Thor.

Teacher: not again?
by Huge jass September 11, 2020
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Ryan

Ryan is an amazing and intelligent human being. Even though he's quiet at first he for sure has a lot of thoughts running through his mind as he is always trying to do the right thing. Ryan also has a lot of empathy, and once you get to know him you'll realize he's one of the nicest person you'll ever meet. You'll also realize you should never make Ryan angry because when he roasts you(which is rarely) it for sure does a lot of damage:') This child is incredible at adapting too. Like the dude can do AP Physics C, AP Chemistry, AP Lit, Calculus B/C, Scioly, AND word games.

All in all, I hope he knows that he can rant and judge people freely with his close friends(not to everyone though because remember gossiping isn't good! Lol). I know being nice 24/7 can be tiring though, so don't hesitate to say something even if those things may seem weird or kind of mean. Everyone needs to get stuff off their chest. Anywaaaays if you meet a Ryan say hi, because who knows they may have all of these amazing traits that have been listed here. ;)

Hi Ryan once you find this I hope you know that you're an awesome friend and I'm very glad to have known you since elementary school. :)
Bro did you see Ryan roast Timothy!
by SSurmom February 12, 2023
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Ryan Doan

The most common synonym for cringe.
by starinxies September 1, 2024
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Ryan

The most amazing guy in the world. He’s patient, kind, and always has a smile on his face. He is always there for you no matter what. He goes through tough situations and always remains calm and level-headed. He doesn’t let bad things get to him, but grows and becomes an even better person from them. He’s focused on building the life he’s always dreamed of but he never fails to take a break and enjoy life. He’s the funniest guy in the room, that can have a conversation with anyone. His smile and bright eyes light up every room he walks into, but he’s humble and modest. Ryan cares about the people around him, he’ll drop anything when a friend or family member needs him without batting an eye. He’s respectful, and brave and adventurous. Ryan is stubborn as hell and will not stop until he reaches his goals, but he’s understanding and patient at the same time. He has strong morals and stands up for what he believes in. He’s also got a BANGIN BODY, he’s athletic as hell and will try to turn everything into a competition. Ryan will make you fall in love instantly. He will try his very best to make you feel happy and safe. He won’t leave your side, even on the bad days and he will love you more than you’ll even know. Date a Ryan, you will never regret it
-“Who’s that sexy mofo with the six pack over there?”

"Oh that’s Ryan”
by swimming73 November 23, 2021
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Ryan

Toddler with grade 1 spelling and a forehead that rivals the gods.
by scumpler November 27, 2023
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Ryaning

Shooting a soccer ball with dip, knuckle, and outside curve all while being a ref, also having a dog named Moose
Hunter hall practices his Ryaning in his freetime.
by Jpharbison January 8, 2017
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