WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY

SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE

by lesser of 2 eviles July 31, 2015

wet ass puthayy

A million dollar puthayy makes money and it's wet come get a taste 😋

My bestfriend Chelsea has a wet ass puthayy

by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 9, 2021

buffalo wet willy

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.

Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.

by skylorddylllll November 16, 2019

Wet Jilly

A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.

If you don't lock it up you're going to get a wet jilly

by Unkle karl April 25, 2019

Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022