It was like taking candy from a baby

To make someone grow up.

He was being so unproductive and carefree during our class project, so I gave him a piece of my mind and he really shaped up. It was like taking candy from a baby.

by Very very real definitions November 26, 2025

We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.

Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

They aren't taking orders

It has nothing to do with the orders beyond you not following them.

Hym "They aren't taking orders. It has nothing to do with people giving orders. It just you not listening. That's all. You not listening paying the price for it. A hot half Asian telling you who to blame and you just doing that instead."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Take it ez babe

A general saying when you want someone to: relax, stop adhering to rules or leave you alone

"I cant stop worrying"

"Take it ez babe"
"You cant do that!"
"Take it ez babe"
"Tinmar get inside"
"Take it ez babe"

by Gallackflankton December 6, 2025

Taking Roosevelts

The taking of photos with enemy casualties, generally while posing behind them.

Soldier1- "Where has Thomas been"
Soldier2 - "Man, they sent him stateside. His dumbass got caught taking Roosevelts".

by Lazzai December 11, 2025

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024