by Steve t January 09, 2004
When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.
by Soliberry n Vee June 18, 2010
Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!
by The Messenger Man March 14, 2011
by A to the U and E to the L August 12, 2005
An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)
The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!
Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!
What a douche-tit!
Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!
What a douche-tit!
by Michael Antkowiak December 12, 2005
A word created by young teens to describe how upset or angry they were over something. Used to overpower the term "pissed off", meaning that if you wish to express your anger on a higher scale than saying "pissed off" offers, you would use limp titted. "Limp Titted" was thought up because a woman with one breast larger than the other would probably be severely upset.
Guy One: "Hey sorry dude....i hope you're not pissed."
Guy Two: "Oh no, i'm not pissed....I'm LIMP TITTED!"
Guy Two: "Oh no, i'm not pissed....I'm LIMP TITTED!"
by Steve (really Zach) April 23, 2008
A term described when a female person has the tit size of a B cup with nipples so pointy that they will pierce your skin like a bee stinger.
Guy A: Dude, my girlfriend has bee's tits.
Guy B: Bee's tits?
Guy A: Yes, her tits are B cups but when i took her bra off her nipples were so pointy they stabbed me and i was bleeding out
Guy B: Holy shit dude!
Guy B: Bee's tits?
Guy A: Yes, her tits are B cups but when i took her bra off her nipples were so pointy they stabbed me and i was bleeding out
Guy B: Holy shit dude!
by Crossman_12 March 02, 2017