Pope John highschool

A high school for a bunch of rich snobs that think they're superior because they go to a school that is private.

PJ Student: I go to a school that is private, I'm way smarter than those Jefferson students.

JTHS Student: Everyone thinks Pope John highschool students are fags.

by Jared627 August 17, 2014

Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.

Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer

by Vincent84 February 15, 2010

John From Cincinnati

Airing on HBO in the slot previously filled by The Sopranos, John From Cincinnati is a drama series in which the viewer can watch all ten episodes of the first season and still have a limited idea of what is actually happening in the show throughout. The viewer will find that after watching the first episode, subsequent episodes provide little if any satisfaction or insight into what the writers are trying to achieve. Castmembers acting abilities are mediocre at best. Essentially, this show is one large waste of time.

Jim: Yo stan, wanna go to the bar tonight, start the new week off right?
Stan: Nah man, John from Cincinnati's on.
Jim: Wait, you actually watch that shit?
Stan: uhh Yeah.
Jim: Kill yourself.

by deeeznuts August 17, 2007

John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.

Damn that John The Baptist is amazing

by John The Baptist February 25, 2005

Elton John Marriage

Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.

"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."

by KewlKid5 September 14, 2014

John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.

The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth

by snizzlewizzle May 17, 2021

Shut up John!!

Something you say to someone named John when they are being particularly loud and or annoying : best used by black Basketball coaches teaching history classes

John: *is loud*

Coach: Shut up John!!

by batman17007 January 27, 2019