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park kid

High school students who go to Fort Collins High school that hangout at the park next to the school. They do drugs, drink, fuck around and are complete brain dead cunts. The park is off school grounds so the kids there can't get in trouble for doing drugs.
Jack is a park kid, so we know he's high in class.
by Stonerjew December 23, 2019
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parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins
I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night
by kelp worldwide May 17, 2023
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telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.
"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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Sparkle Parkes

An iconic creature who’s life was tragically taken by a madman driving his car on a rampage.
Will: My cat Sparkle Parkes died last spring
Beth: Haha
Kenzie: Haha
by filipinocupid.com May 1, 2019
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Park Minkyun

The lemon-voiced furry of ONF, well known for his ear-shattering 1116db cries.
"Ah, really Park Minkyun..." - Kim Hyojin after MK does literally anything
by seungjunhater69 November 21, 2020
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