Daisy May

an annoying sket who hasn’t showered since before 9/11

“ew what’s that smell!”

“its just daisy may”

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_)

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3

Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !

by viioal May 23, 2022

May the fourth be with you

“National get annoyed that everyone says this phrase and your whole mood is ruined Day”

“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”

by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021

May 17

A beautiful,shy,loving girl. She tried her best at drawing but still sucks at it. If you ever asked her out her big,strong💪🏽,and very handsome boyfriend Vash will tell you to “fuck off mate”(She also harasses Vash because of his dumpy)

Wow she is amazing! Her boyfriend is thicker than her did you know her birthday is on May 17

by Mylittlepomy76 November 23, 2021

Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.

Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!

by Quifeneck November 5, 2025

Holly may Lewis

A girl with a twin, 3 cats, 2 sisters, and one brother.

Holly may Lewis.

by Little dolly November 7, 2020

Mai

She knows everyone and everyone know her. She's a simple person to understand and can always be caught in a lie. Always easy to forgive and doesn't like to hold grudges because she has a somewhat positive outlook on life. Mai LOVES to LAUGH and makes the people around her laugh. Mai wants to find a true wonderful love one day and will not be fully satisfied with her life until she has found that. She always wants what she cant have to get.

Boy: I really like Mai, shes so fun to talk to

Boy2: I know shes pretty cute man, you should ask her out

by Loöza December 2, 2019