Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

Commit death

Like commit die, but used to bypass even roblox filters
When u commit scooter ankle you instantly commited the crime of death

Other guy:*talking "stupid shit"*
Me:go commit death you little scumbag

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 1, 2019

Until Death Call My Name

Live Life To The Fullest

(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"

by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018

Death

A thing that kills people and makes them die

Please help me! No I am not revive. I am death

by ACOOLNPC October 18, 2022

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Death

salvation and freedom

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death

by FUNKYDONKEY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 26, 2019

Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.

Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days

by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024