Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

intro-crack-hoe

an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe

• look! the shy girl is twerking with her friends
- yeah she’s a real intro-crack-hoe

by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019

Cracked

To be at the peak of your performance or just feel very skilled at doing something

"Bro I'm cracked rn "
"Dude you're cracked today"

by Canerboss June 26, 2019

crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.

Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!

by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018

Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.

i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!

by mr chichi May 5, 2010

crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009