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put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.
Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush
by Alprazo November 11, 2017
mugGet the put that pussy in the bushmug.

George H. W. Bush

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.
This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025
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bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."
by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017
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Bush Scrape

When you put double sided tape on the tip of the dildo and put it in your anus, then proceed to penetrate yourself until the dildo has hair on the tip of it and your anus is completely hairless. Oooooh Daddy!
Honey, can we get the mobi, I would like to waxing by behind via the Bush Scrape! Talking about it makes my dick twitch.
by bambo15 July 23, 2018
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avocado bush

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.
"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."
by J DOLLA $IGN November 2, 2017
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george bush

"Was that girl bald eagle?"

"Hell nah man. She was a george bush!"
by BlackBalls1111 December 9, 2023
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Bush Camping

Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: I'm bush camping in Salty, will meet up at Dusty.
Person 1: (Leaves Game)
by FAMLIT PERSON June 5, 2018
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