Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

stagnant apple

A rotten apple.

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

National Apple Day

It's the day to Memorize Apples

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

National Apple Day

April 3

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

Grapple apple

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

by A coco April 5, 2023

Bad Apple!

Bad as in meaning Sweet or Nice and Apple as Ass. Apple bottom is sexy!

Look at that sexy chick with the Bad Apple!

by Lisashly April 11, 2023

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023