by applepinerd November 16, 2011
Get the douchemug. One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011
Get the supreme douche pizzamug. Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
Get the douchemug. by Janofarc May 3, 2016
Get the Douche Dammug. A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.
Thus being a douche ranger.
Thus being a douche ranger.
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
Get the douche rangermug. by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
Get the Touche` Douche`mug. by Harrysavage January 23, 2023
Get the Douche canoemug.