Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

tacoing your mom

tacoing someone's mom is sticking your dick inside her puffy pussy and giving it some sour-cream

people: dude i just taco'd your mom

me: im tacoing your mom

by UrbanMan45 July 6, 2021

Your Local Fadila

That one person who always looking for peace and avoids conflicts. She often say "Hmmmm" and "Peace and Love 😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🦏🎶🥦❤️☮️"

"What is wrong with that person? And why she keeps saying 'Hmmmmm' a lot?"
"Yeah, and why she keeps saying 'Peace and Love' too like a hippie?"
"I think she's Your Local Fadila."

by across._the._universe_ January 30, 2021

Blow your load

When u blow a nice juicy load all over some big juicy tits u blow your load all over those tits ane make them white

Blow your load Bob blowed his load all over karens tits

by Bigmoistbob666 February 12, 2021

filter your mind

Filtering someones mind, an action where the victim is owned, but in a stronger sense.

It can also be said in a "you're a noob" way. Kinda like this..

1. Dude, you really need to get your mind filtered.

2. Have you been filtered yet?

3. LOLZ I JUST FILTERED YOUR MIND!

by AIM: filter y0ur mind April 10, 2004