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michael hobbs

UGLY JERK A BITCH AND SOMEONE WHO WILL ALWAYS LIKE YOU AND IT'S SO ANNOYING HE IS A FUCKING BASTERD
by panda lover 616 February 13, 2018
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Michael Oliver

a southern Africans male within the ages of 14-20
"Hey look, Thats a cool looking Michael Oliver"
by Michael Oliver from Africa April 23, 2023
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Michael

An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
Michael is always there for you!

Who's that guy? It must be Michael, he's awesome!
by MattX26 November 22, 2021
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Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
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The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.
I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.
by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025
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Michael

Michael is a fat cunt
by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024
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Michael

He is a chill dude that enjoys doing things on the more wild side. He is very independent with his choices and can make almost any occasion fun... if he’s in the mood. He has a good sense of humor and unique personality. He is a good friend and makes good bf material.
Damn Michael looks pretty buff today...
by By youknowwhoiamcolton June 26, 2022
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