Fuckin kevyn

The proper response to whenever your friend kevyn says something very homosexual or when he joins any voice chat

“Fuck you kevyn!”
“Name the time and place big boy”
“Ugh, fuckin kevyn”

Use 2
“So then I was like-”
“Hey guys how’s it goin?”
“Ugh, fuckin kevyn”

by Kevkevplays January 1, 2024

The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.

The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!

by breanie1812 April 24, 2024

Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you

Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

Cherrycheese kevincustard cruster

To smear ones lady juices onto items of sentiment, making sure to leave a sent that one could certainly identify as, coochie cod cobbler.

She took my apple, but I gave it a cherrycheese kevincustard cruster, so jokes on her.
"I was straight 'Kevin krusting it"
She asked for her things back expecting me not to give it 'cherry chonga kevy cluster cruster'

by Oh nokia April 6, 2026

Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock

Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang

by ClipsEli May 11, 2025