grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.

My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Ballard's Law

Similar to Cambell's Law, it is a social rule where if something is implied in a repetitive/habitual manner, it will eventually become the implication.

Ballard's Law can be the repetitive use of a political party name such as Democrat or Republican as an insult to invoke shame to the receiver of the phrase/statement it is used in.

"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."

"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"

by CaptainBlackerCrack December 16, 2021

first co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.

Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.

by Lenin23 October 21, 2021

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.

Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.

by JINB May 26, 2018

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024