Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster

you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes

by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018

Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

by asiandong June 6, 2016

Arabian eye pillow

To rest ones balls on another's eyes.

"Hey Tony, I'm having trouble sleeping. It's too bright in here."
"OK here, let me give you an Arabian eye pillow."
"Ah, much better! No light can penetrate your scrotum!"

by stubblybeaver March 6, 2014

Red eye Jedi

After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell

Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi

by Buuubes November 5, 2018

all semen eye

A trio of men blowing each other, making an Illuminati triangle shape.

Time to form the All Semen Eye and let our powers combine!

by deakonlogic September 19, 2019

Baby Doll Eyes

A person who's eyes are so dark, it looks they have the big, cute eyes of a baby doll. You may also not be able to tell which part of these said eyes are the iris or pupil.

Person One: Girl, have you seen Seth's eyes? They're, like so brown. Almost black! I could look into them for dayyyss

Person Two: Yeah, he totally has those Baby Doll Eyes. He is sooo cute!!!

by GrandmasterSmoke August 9, 2017

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019