2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Bird’s Nest

A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.

He’s a right bird’s nest.

You’re such a bird’s nest!

There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?

by Mickymcdonnell August 4, 2022

Dirty bird

Slang term used to define the chicken of a popular fried chicken franchise.

Was a hard day of drinking, but capped it off with a box of dirty bird and woke up feeling like a champ.

by Tim Fielder August 25, 2018

Covid Birds

When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.

I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!

by Miss creative January 21, 2022

Durry Bird

A Durry with wings, usually drawn in pictures

hey tim check out this picture of a durry bird i drew
cool man now i feel like a puff

by Tim Jaymes January 11, 2010

mouthy northern bird

Northern girl who backchats a lot and never listens.

Nigel: oi m8 she is a right mouthy northern bird.
Dave:I can attest to that.

by UrBoiCanCount June 18, 2017

Sippy Bird Bath

A Sippy Bird Bath is when a women fills her mouth up with Kool-Aid or any type of cold beverage and her man dips his balls in it.

My GF prefers sprite when she does the Sippy Bird Bath.

by Dick Zweiner May 8, 2022