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Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.
The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.
by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023
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Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.
“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”
by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020
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Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip
Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”
by Evan1510 July 30, 2019
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Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
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bird scout

A person in the game Team fortress 2 playing as the scout class using the soda popper or the force a nature, this play style focuses on jumping around like a bird
"Im having a 1v1 against a scout using the force a nature, what a fucking bird scout loser"

error: Im fucking owning you right now you cant hit me!
Sterben: thats because its impossible to hit you
error: well thats how i play
Sterben: well only pussies plays as bird scout
by error_or_reich June 5, 2017
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bird starch

A fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her analhole waiting for the man to younger it out
Wow baby u getting that bird starch out good
by Twinker101 February 6, 2017
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bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.
"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."
by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017
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