Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie

She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa

by XDBALLS July 16, 2025

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019

Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 15, 2019

mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

Shepherd's Pie

When a savvy Irishman aka "Young Shamrock" checks to see if a woman has on a thong by having her sit on his forearm consensually of course.

"Yo, Miguel gave that young lass a Shepherd's Pie at the bar last night!"

by Bose21 March 19, 2021

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023