penis music 

PEWHFIEWFEPWHPWHPOHWEFOWEIHWAOIHWAOIFHWAFHEPWOFWAFPAWHFEPWAFOIWAHYFPOIFHPOWFHWOIHFPFWHOFWFIOHWPERithink i broke my head

man 1: *tries to start a normal conversation*
man 2: penis music

penis music by lettucehandler1324907123947928 March 15, 2021

penis erectus 

someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments

can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!

penis erectus by -shorty- April 3, 2006

penis clapping 

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.

Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.

penis clapping by external vagina November 4, 2009

penis weed 

A more humorous version of dick weed

That guy sure is a penis weed.

penis weed by Sasquatch December 1, 2004

penis implant 

To implant your dick in any human orifice.

She needs a penis implant, implanted right in her snatch

penis implant by Dick Stroker September 18, 2006

Penis finger 

When a friend goes through your drawers at a party and pulls out your vibrator. Only to turn it on and put her finger on it.

or

Playing with a mans penis with only your finger.

*Oh my god guys come and look at this*
Girl pulls out her friend's vibrator and starts playing with it in front of everyone.

or

*Girl is tossing a guy off*
Guy : What the hell are you doing?
Girl : Penis fingering you?..

Penis finger by Milziz November 14, 2009

penis bag 

1. Another word for foreskin or prepuce. This is the skin that covers the glans of the penis on an uncircumcized penis.

2. A bag that contains woman's best friend - her sex toys/penises.

1. "You're penis bag is showing." or "Your penis bag is stuck in my teeth" or "OUCH! My penis bag is stuck in my zipper!!!"

2. "I never leave the house without my penis bag!"

penis bag by le professeur de sex August 24, 2011