give me a pump

slang in the bicycle community for gay sex.

"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."

by chester99 January 5, 2016

get off me

an exclamation used when another person has challenged your stance on something and been proven wrong

"See, you're girlfriend is a slut. Get off me."

by Drew Damon November 8, 2003

driving me to drink

Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.

Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.

My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.

I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.

by A guest September 6, 2005

Me Gustas Tu

Spanish for I Like You
it's not the kind of "like" one has for just a friend, it's something you say to your significant other or someone you want to be your significant other

Male: Me gustas tu, quieres estar my novia
(I like you, do you want to be my girlfriend)
Female: Si me gustaria mucho
(Yes, i would like that alot)

by LlamaTrauma March 7, 2009

put me in the pocket

When something or someone excites you, you have been put in the pocket. See Tabi Bonney.

Yo that girl looks fine, she put me in the pocket.

by ThugDoubt October 15, 2006

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

got me bent

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

by Anonymous October 24, 2003