Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

milk

very epic person that's so cool everyone likes milk because they are the best milk (#1 coolest cool milk)

"milk is so cool"
"ikr"

by spilled.milk January 14, 2021

Drop the milk

Another term for busting a nut.

Guy:woah man I just drop the milk on my gurl she was so into it she drank the whole thing.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.

by SomeRandomDawg May 31, 2018

Milked

Getting played or finessed

You got milked out your bull crap
You got milked bad on 2k

by Famous drexter July 10, 2019

Aged like Fine Milk

When something aged so bad it's actually good.

Kwite: "The SSSniperWolf situation can't get any worse"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"

by theboxmann October 17, 2023

milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

by real chicken September 9, 2022

Choccy Milk

Happiness

Choccy Milk is happiness

by urmumisgay69 October 6, 2021