Another word for a cigarette
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020
Get the Michael Johnmug. This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
by david123-123 September 20, 2021
Get the Michael Claromug. Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!
by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. The man, the myth, the legend.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
by Check One Two January 2, 2025
Get the Michael Snowdonmug. Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability
Ex kings lynn Town striker
Very fit
Ex kings lynn Town striker
Very fit
by Guinness June 17, 2021
Get the Michael Gashmug. The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).
Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.