in god we trust

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.
guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...
by brian October 05, 2005
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Paintball God

Ray Darkness Of course {The badass from yuma}
I do admit that Ray darkness is the Paintball God cause it is the truth and im not a liar
by hombre June 15, 2003
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God Bless The U.S.A.

I don't care what any of you say, this song is possibly the greatest song of all time. For God's sake, let Lee Greenwood be patriotic and don't bash his ass. By the way, the song was actually written in 1979, NOT during the Gulf War. Fucking idiots.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land, God Bless The U.S.A.!!
by dfjak; February 01, 2007
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testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.
As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.
by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010
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oh my god

oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt
by 315 & T-Dog! February 28, 2003
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God Bless You

When someone says "god Bless You" You are obligated to smack yourself in the face before five seconds passes. This "game" originated in New Jersey by the name of a fellow named Christopher Wheeler and another by the name of Matt Boyle. This game has been active for about 5 or six years now and is popular in the Tri-State area (NJ, NY, CT, PA and just expanded to TN)
Someone says "god bless you bitch"

You Smack yourself in the face before they pelt you in the face.
by Christopher J. Wheeler October 04, 2006
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pimp hand of god

he is one pimp hand of god.
by pimp hand of god! June 15, 2015
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