coffee fart

A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.

-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg?

-Sorry, I just had a coffee fart.

by Fart Pants July 3, 2008

cum fart

when the male tries to delay an orgasm, and does not realize that he is also retaining some back-gas... When he finally reaches an orgasm, a series of farts and ejaculations become released simultaneously.

Example one: cum fart: did u hear about the time Myra was fornicating with Kenny when he suddenly came and farted at the same time,

Exapmle Two: Damn, I just came and farted at the same time. I swea, that never happened before' That was some serious cumfart!!

by bubble fish August 9, 2013

Rage Fart

When you have the un-controlable urge to fart when you get angry or mad

Lyrik: -dies in call of duty: black ops-
Lyrik: what the! -farts-
Leif: you just totally rage farted

by Lyrik Dodel December 22, 2010

popcorn fart

A regional term meaning very arid, unique to the small iron mining town of Republic, Michigan which is near Lake Superiors Southern shore. Sometimes used to describe the current weather or a super-heated Finnish sauna.

"Damn, it's drier than a popcorn fart in the month of July."

by James J Miron January 22, 2006

Fart the Tub

When any one person causes the scattering of ash and/or unburnt weed out of the open weed-holding receptacle, by sneezing, coughing, laughing, or doing any other act that would cause such a thing to happen.

James got so excited about the pizza that he laughed and farted the tub.

James always has to fart the tub. What a prick.

by smidgeneli December 16, 2010

fart fever

The fever you get when you fart uncontrollably and dehydrate yourslef.

Dude!! I farted so much from that fucking Mexican food that I contracted Fart Fever at a rate of 103 degrees!

by Al Meza August 27, 2007

farmyard fart

A fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure.

Jill: A cow has just shit nearby...
Nick: no, thats Judy, She's always at the farmyard farts
Jill: Judy needs to wash her butt out with soap and water
Nick: Ain't that true.

by nick packer October 10, 2007