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facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar
That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.
by Jeremios February 4, 2010
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facelooking

Browsing facebook, or looking at anything facebook related.
Guy: What you doing?

Girl: Facelooking at the party pics from last night!
by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012
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Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook
Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.
by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009
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Face Book Bully

Face Book Bully is a form of abuse. It comprises repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
That one evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or the one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe Paige has to always have the last comment on every one of my posts, she is a true Face Book Bully!!!!!
by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010
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facebookin'

1) the act of snoopin through friends (or non friends) profiles in search of something to mingle about.
2) usually linked to excessive boredom or obsessive culpulsore.
3) Most likeley done by the (13-18) age range
4) A term mostly used when talkin online; rareley said in in person
Online Example
Josh: Hey man, whats up
Jon: Not much dude, just doin some facebookin'
Josh: Oh word, cool you find anything interesting?
Jon: yah man, did you know that Henry and Margo broke up today?
by Emile Goldstein February 12, 2009
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FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.
MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.
by RICKOLO October 14, 2011
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Facebooking

To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.
"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"
by D.A.Y. December 20, 2007
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