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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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eating in tongues

by NathentheDictionaryWriter February 11, 2022
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eating good

Referring to fans. When their favorite character or show gets new content and suddenly gets a lot of attention on social media as a result.
Person 1: "Attack on Titan final episode releases on March 3rd. People are hyped"
Person 2: "damn, AoT fans are eating good"
by xpvssySlayr69x July 9, 2024
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eating the fry

yo i caught san eating the fry
by fry eater June 1, 2017
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Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
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