Peeled Banana

When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.

I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.

by Awooke July 21, 2019

Banana Girl (2)

A playful and affectionate term for a girl who is health-conscious and loves to eat bananas. Often, a "banana girl" is someone who might follow a plant-based or raw vegan diet and advocates for healthy living and fitness. She’s typically known for her cheerful demeanor, positive vibes, and zest for life, often seen carrying a bunch of bananas in her bag or sharing banana-based recipes and health tips on social media.

Ever since Julie started her raw vegan journey, she's become the ultimate Banana Girl (2), always snacking on bananas, sharing smoothie recipes, and reminding everyone about the benefits of potassium.

by titos_boy June 19, 2024

banana family

Family in political and military control of banana republic or other country with a similar political setup.

The US banana family are in trouble now that Jared has lost his top secret clearance and the first daughter has failed to make sensible and informed political comments in Korea. Some Asian stan-countries have banana families although they do not produce bananas.

by Wryface March 1, 2018

banana peel

Quick question: do you have a life
like why are you searching banana peel on urban dictionary
definition: a peel of a banana, most commonly found on a banana

a:"I ate a banana peel today"
b:"Was it good?"
a:"It tasted like a banana"

by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021

Banana

banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his video. Onision must be stopped.

banana: "Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*"

by Sigrid F***ing Laura February 14, 2017

banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time

I bet she's a banana tosser

by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015

Banana Equals Three

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"

Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.

by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011