butt squank

adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.

1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.

2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.

3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.

by regensraincoat June 24, 2006

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stuff the butt

(v.) Something is either a). very good, or b). very bad. Depending on your sexual orientation, I suppose, although straight people can use it either way. Heavily dependent on context.

"We have a physics test today."
"Dude, that stuffs the butt."

"Have you seen the Linux XGL demo on Google Video?"
"Yeah - that video really stuffs the butt!"

"Landon, you really know how to stuff the butt."

by cybertaur1 April 4, 2006

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butt flies

A condition in which flies fly directly out of ones butt.

Joe has butt flies! And now they are all over the office!

by daniem October 24, 2007

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protein butt

Anyone who has a really big ass.

That girl got a protein butt!

by Julia Gulia HOLLAAAA April 22, 2008

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butt busting

to describe any type of task that requires you to sit for long periods of time, usually at a desk.

Also if you sit for a long time you may develop hemorrhoids, which is painful and that may seem like your butt got busted.

I thought up of this term from "butt buster", an exercise movement that firms your buttocks, basically they are squats.

I can't leave my desk until I finish all these reports, talk about butt busting work.

by Damon January 26, 2005

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