anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.
"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".
by Anal crisp May 04, 2017
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Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.
Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”
by kushman16 August 23, 2018
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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Anal Valicteon

A word describing someone who sexually sucks on their partners finger after they pleasured their dirty butthole.
Scott: Hmmm taste my brown finger you Anal Valicteon.

Sara: yummm your brown finger is scrumptious.
by Anal Troll 121 September 18, 2010
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anal beads

RIP OUT THEM FUCKIN ANAL BEADS LIKE U RIP OUT A BEYBLADE RIPPER,* DONT STOP THIS EPIC POWER
by Austin<3 October 13, 2020
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anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.
her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.
by daisoanal November 18, 2020
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Anal beads

Anal beads is a sex toy. Small soft balls on a line used to shove up the ass and back out to cause pleasure.
by milk that your dad never got February 10, 2022
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