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Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022
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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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National kiss a girl named Marnie day

I love Marnie, she's an angel I should kiss her on National kiss a girl named Marnie day
by Cutiegirl1138 June 1, 2023
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southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.
Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.
by Herbal Klimt October 2, 2011
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National Kiss Day

by idk121221 September 7, 2021
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Butterfly Kiss

When someone slaps another in the face with their large labia. It's like when dudes slap other people in the face with their dick, but its pussy lips.
She has such big pussy lips that she could give someone a butterfly kiss!
by FlameBrane September 1, 2023
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Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.
my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.
by Stoctopus March 16, 2021
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