Gummy Bear

A food that takes too long too chew and are addicting so when your full you wont stop eating them

Ugh im so sick because i ate too many gummy bears

by StupidBoy999 February 22, 2020

wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022

Bear trap

Applying pressure to both ass cheeks while pooping

“I disappointed My parents by teaching my younger brother how to Bear trap”

by NickGbigD September 24, 2019

Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....

This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.

by laslo December 7, 2012

Papa Bear

The nickname of a large hairy prison inmate who is famous for raping fresh prisoners and making them his cum dumpster.

Steve: Hey Brad, how was your time in jail?

Brad: Oh, not that bad besides getting fucking raped by papa bear on my first day and becoming his little slut puppy. And the food wasn’t too good.

Steve: Oh shit! I don’t think I ever wanna go to jail now.

by Fermit_The_Krog December 27, 2023

Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.

Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.

by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021