man dump

The act (or physical remnants from the act of) taking a large and masculine defication, or shit.

Whoa, I'll be right back, I gotta take a man dump.

by Alias X Beoulve August 4, 2006

man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

man crush

Man crush is a very strong feeling that one straight man has for another, bordering on the romantic but not the sexual. It's love allright but not the love that makes you want to get into his pants. It can be stronger than the love between a man and a woman.

Man crush is like the relationship between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.

by arth September 21, 2005

man yoghurt

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!

by Entropia December 14, 2008

Man-MadeBrigade

A semi famous youtuber. The origin of the name is from the word Man Maid. This youtuber is also know as MMB.

Wow, I'm subscriber to Man-MadeBrigade!

by HomelessCanadian June 5, 2018

Man Udder

Scrotum, the one teet man's udder

I squirted milk from my one teeted man udder all over her face

by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008

Man of the People

A bruv who falsely identifies the wants and needs of others as an excuse to satisfy his own selfish needs.

Yo, Eric says he’s a Man of the People, but he really just wants to get pizza on the company dime.

by Tamsters September 21, 2019