Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017

Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.

Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho

by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025

Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.

Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

pocket scrap

The cash in your pocket or wallet.

Trump dropped something like $60, of his pocket scrap, into the bucket at that benefit.

by KidIcarus__* December 1, 2023

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

cop pocket

When there's a cop car on the road and all the surrounding drivers are afraid to pass it.

The cop is going 10 mph under the speed limit, he's not going to arrest you for going the speed limit, GET ME OUT OF THIS COP POCKET!

by crickle August 10, 2015

Pocket Sauce

When a guy jerks off in his pants and cums in his pocket.

“I stuck my hand in my pocket and my hand got covered in pocket sauce”

by Funketto December 24, 2020