Female Standard Time

The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).

Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.

Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.

by Spud05 October 23, 2011

Silly goose time

Only able to achieve when around people you trust and love, a silly goose time is humor with no boundaries and no judgment.

I’m down to have some silly goose time if you are :)

by Mmedi97 June 13, 2022

gay old time

What Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were having when Wilma and Betty were out

We'll have a yabba dabba doo time

A dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time!

by JCJ August 29, 2006

i have time

When you’re in the mood to debate/argue about any topic.

Did you hear what he just said?
Yes, and I have time today.

by Krearyal August 2, 2018

Shruti Standard Time

Shruti Standard Time (SST)

1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.

Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!

by nirvana1221 November 17, 2019

fifth times the charm

A saying for when you fail the first four times, you say “fifth times the charm” to make you feel more confident about the fifth time. This is not BS

Oh man we lost that Fortnite game but you know what they say, “Fifth times the charm”

by Aids of greatness April 22, 2019

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

by Peshyo November 15, 2011