George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

Take a George

Commonly used when describing taking a nap.

"Yo, I couldn't sleep last night. Think imma take a George."
"Ugh, I could use a George."

by Pencilneckfuck May 2, 2025

St. George Switcharoo

The St. George Switcharoo is the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman then ejaculating in her mouth for her to turn around and spit it into another woman's vagina during an orgy. Leaving the third woman pregnant.

I was in a gang bang with Wesley Snipes and he pulled a St. George Switcharoo and got my wife pregnant.

by FortniteBattlebus May 5, 2025

George Hamilton

The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.

Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.

by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025

George Bushed

The act of walking near a bush and getting pushed in the bush after the aggressor says something about George, the aggressor then runs away.

Cody: “Hey Jay you know George is coming?”
Jay: “George?”
Cody: “George Bush jackass”
*Cody pushes Jay into the bush*
*Cody runs away*
Jay: “I can’t believe i got George Bushed”

by Daimatron May 6, 2025

George Floyd

To kneel on a black person's neck for about 8 minutes straight.

Give 'em a George Floyd, that'll show 'em.

by J Pho Rizzy May 6, 2025

George Droid

George Droid (pronoun) scours the galaxy looking for nothing but the finest fent

Y'all seen this niggga George Droid? That nigga crazy mane, He got Hella fent is his asshole.

by J Pho Rizzy May 6, 2025