Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023

Make them eat befo they go schleep

When you knock out someone so hard they ina notha universe

Bro you better “make them eat befo they go schleep”

by neocortex February 22, 2022

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023