dead Emily

Dead Emily: a joke that went on between me and my friend lmao

You’re dead emily! Just kidding lol

by Praying_Mantis June 10, 2022

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Deaded

Past tense of dead 💀 cause you’re dead

“I’m deaded” Emmy said in a one direction group chat

by A croissant over a crises August 17, 2021

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dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

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