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wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!
by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008
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wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."
by Niznet January 17, 2024
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Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.
by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025
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Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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wet blanket

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"
by YahNAANA July 23, 2019
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wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son
person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!
by wetwoody October 1, 2021
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