Female Standard Time

The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).

Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.

Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.

by Spud05 October 23, 2011

Yee haw time

A mix of sleep deprivation and sadness that result in a energy boost at approximately 3:00am

Damn it's really yee haw time

by An over capable underachiever December 30, 2018

Silly goose time

Only able to achieve when around people you trust and love, a silly goose time is humor with no boundaries and no judgment.

I’m down to have some silly goose time if you are :)

by Mmedi97 June 13, 2022

gay old time

What Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were having when Wilma and Betty were out

We'll have a yabba dabba doo time

A dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time!

by JCJ August 29, 2006

Shruti Standard Time

Shruti Standard Time (SST)

1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.

Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!

by nirvana1221 November 17, 2019

fifth times the charm

A saying for when you fail the first four times, you say “fifth times the charm” to make you feel more confident about the fifth time. This is not BS

Oh man we lost that Fortnite game but you know what they say, “Fifth times the charm”

by Aids of greatness April 22, 2019

i have time

When you’re in the mood to debate/argue about any topic.

Did you hear what he just said?
Yes, and I have time today.

by Krearyal August 2, 2018