Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018

Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

Brownie Pie

When you're partner takes a shit on your dick and she proceeds to masturbate you.

My girlfriend gave me a Brownie Pie.

by Brownieman69 August 22, 2011

Pizza Pie

A pie shaped pizza with all of the pizza fixings on the inside a the pizza crust surrounding it

She cut into the Pizza Pie and shared it with no one.

by Superdog12345678910 May 10, 2018

Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

Cutie pie

Quarter pound of marijuana

I just grabbed a cutie pie today anyone want a slice

by Jc420 December 30, 2018