wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

Wet Owl

someone you strongly dislike or have a hatred for (a code name)

Emma: Hey girl!
Emily: Ugh..It’s Wet Owl.

by _KYSK September 15, 2023

Wet

Short term for wetback

There’s been an influx of wets in the Texas hill country.

by Abyss210 September 17, 2023

Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

Wet Sasuke

A sexual act in which one partner spits on the other partner's exposed butthole, then leaves the room.

"Aw, man... She gave me a Wet Sasuke!"

by Remoir December 1, 2021