Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

piss waggot

A term to describe a low life cunt with nothing to live for, perhaps one how would keep milk jugs of piss in their room and smash them on the ground. usually you would find a "piss waggot" in their disease ridden room talking to rats and/or themself

The piss waggot had not known what female genetalia looks like

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024

Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

Piss tingle

piss tingle is a satisfying shiver you get when you hold in pee. piss tingle is also know as pee shiver. The piss tingle is caused by the shiver is a result of the autonomic nervous system getting its signals mixed up between its two main divisions: The sympathetic nervous system (SNS), which controls bladder function, preventing urination.

Ive been holding my piss so long, the piss tingle is happening more often

by Gonzogodzilla2 April 12, 2024

Piss Puss

A Piss Puss is when you kiss the homies goodnight right after pissing in the toilet.

"Goodnight bro", *Kisses bro's forehead*

"You smell like pee, Did you just give me a Piss Puss?"

by krogelfanbogel September 27, 2025

Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024