Nutted up

Nutted up

I just found out I am going to be an uncle, my bro nutted up his girlfriend.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019

Nut twister

When playing nut twister, you open IG, add all of your female followers on your close friends list. Close your eyes and tap on a random profile. Then, go on every photo and beat youe meat for 15 seconds. When you finaly bust a nut , DM that person saying that you busted while playing NUT TWISTER

-Hey.. i have to tell u smthing. I failed NUT TWISTER while jerking off to your pictures..

-Fuck off weirdo.

by tzernut March 5, 2018

safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

by UstinJ June 14, 2014

Blast Nuts

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.

When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"

by NewkNutz April 21, 2014

Bust a Nut

The act of snapping or braking the metal companion fastener of a bolt.

Tradesperson 1: "A shit,"
Tradesperson 2: "Whatcha do mate?"
Tradesperson 1: I busted a nut, that was my last one, I lost the other one on a job last week.
Tradesperson 2: Oh well, looks like we can't screw this one
Tradesperson 1: I don't understand, at least the shaft stays hard

Bust a Nut means branding a nut

by Red Lionfish December 17, 2018

nut bumper

a homo-sexual's chin

" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"

by THE 69 OMEN August 17, 2008

nut buster

a 50 cent soda which has a urban legend that it will kill your sperm

Lets cop a nutty at the bodega real quick, im thirsty, cop me a nut buster too yo.

by luchinii September 5, 2019