Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe
by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

by GalaxyTheDev March 15, 2020

Another way of saying someone is dumb as hell. Or saying something is dumb, overrated and is worth nothing.
Dude: how could she give me a D in her class, bro this shit cracked
Dude #1: Ay you see that girl over there, she gorgeous bro
Dude #2: Yea she is but she's cracked as hell, don’t waste your time my man
Dude #1: Ay you see that girl over there, she gorgeous bro
Dude #2: Yea she is but she's cracked as hell, don’t waste your time my man
by 8milepimp May 17, 2021

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)
by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012
