Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.

My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.

by Elwood69er October 1, 2017

Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022

Limp Cock

When a penis is unable to get hard

Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

by Peta Tarpon Mottin May 22, 2019

Cock Doggie

A cocktail wiener; small hot dog

These cock doggies are awesome with a little ketchup.

by CRUCIAL cadaver September 30, 2010

Cock rice

Somewhat cylindrical bits of semen that land on skin after ejaculation.

Grandma, I think you need a napkin. You have some of that young doctor's cock rice near your mouth again.

by RudeGit June 4, 2022